Welcome to David Warner's Pledge Page

What: Greenhill Humane Society Bark in the Park
When: Sunday May 17, 2009 at 09:00 AM

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Greetings - I'll be the first to admit it: when I hear the words "charity," "pledge," or "fundraising," I am the type to just whip out the checkbook or credit card, not actually get involved in, you know, doing anything. I've decided, on a one-time basis, to change that. Please don't mistake me for a do-gooder or anything like that, ok? It's just not in the cards. Here's the deal: Greenhill Humane Society is our local (Eugene, OR) animal shelter. They do wonderful, important work both for the animals and for our community. As you might assume, a local economy that depends a lot on the wood products industry has taken it squarely on the chin when the rest of the country stops building homes: no new homes, reduced demand for wood, the mills idled: the result is layoffs cascading through our county, where the unemployment rate now tops 13%. One of the first things to go when the family budget gets hit are the pets - they are abandoned, given up, neglected - you name it. Greenhill steps in to help out when nobody else can. It might surprise a lot of you to know that your friend, the former two-pack-a-day, 100 pound overweight sloth artist formerly (and still) known as yours truly dropped the smokes, the weight, and took up - gasp- running! Now, I'm addicted. The best part is it is something I get to share with my dogs, who often run at my side, when I can convince them that going forward is far more interesting than a scent left path-side by some hot bitch (apple doesn't fall far from the tree, baby) last Thursday. Next Sunday, I am going to run a 5k with my Schnauzer, Winston to help raise money for Greenhill. Times are tough, resources are scarce, money is tight: if you can find it in your heart and your pocket-book to spare a latte, a cocktail, or any small indulgence and instead make a donation to the folks at Greenhill, I would appreciate it, and I know they would, too. Thank you so much for taking the time to read this drivel and please consider donating to this worthy organization. Cheers, David


My Pledge Progress and Status Report

  • Number of pledges received: 11
  • Goal Achievement: 302% ($604.00 of $200.00)
  • Number of Pledge Page Visits: 243
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